band member to fans: what song should i cover
me: cover me
me: with your naked body
me: what
me: who said that
(Source: slow-motion-jump-attack, via rawrimafish)
England: holY FUCK SUN?!?!?! SOUND THE ALARM
Fat men: -takes of shirt-
Sluts: -wears nothing-
Everyone: BBQ TIME HOLLa
Me: -stays inside and blogs with blinds shut-
